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Dark, Ugly Side of Users
RR wrote: Oh this is just a little of my collection! Sample: "You're the IT guy, you should know how to do all this stuff.... NOW! By the way I need to re-arrange my office space, can you help me move this heavy desk?"
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 08.26.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
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Pitching Novell File Management Suite to your Pointy-haired Manager
This is my own version of a Dilbert story. For Narration I'm using PHM to refer to Pointy-Haired Manager :)
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 08.26.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions
Topic: Dilbert
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Fix this Problem Once and for All (But Don't Make any Changes)
When the primary file server at my Fortune 50 company ran out of file space and crashed, hamstringing some 6,000 employees, the Novell engineering team was called to the Director of IT’s office… the PHB. This was the first time “The Problem” occurred.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Wed. 08.25.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
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14,000 files in 9000 subdirectories -- gone in 60 seconds
At a university law school there was a secretary that had managed to accumulate a file structure of 14,000 files in 9000 subdirectories. That woman can file!
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Wed. 08.25.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
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Ran out of Space and Deleted All My Files (Can you restore them?)
In our environment, we start all users off with a 200 MB personal "H" drive disk quota. If users need more space, we usually increase their quota as long as it's work-related materials.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Wed. 08.25.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
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Pallets of Backup Tapes (Can this cause a black hole?)
It all started with "Bob, I need to see you in my office." Counsel decided that we needed to retain e-mail and user files for a potential litigation. So instead of implementing a system to, uh, "archive" mail and files it was decided to just take our backup tapes for each day, keep them. Buying new tapes as needed. Thereby solving the problem, once and for all.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Wed. 08.25.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
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