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BrainShare limericks

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26 March 2007 - 10:33am
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John Sovitsky - a CNE of sixteen years standing - wrote these limericks in praise of BrainShare.

There's a conference in Utah this weekWhere Novell gives its partners a peekAt the Salt palace there,The event called BrainShareHas participants packed geek-to-geek.

Here at BrainShare long hours are spentIn our chairs as we strive to augmentOur tech 'chops' in each sessionBut instead learn this lesson:It's an awesome ass-building event!

BrainShare's name makes it perfectly clearIt's the reason so many are here.So we network each day,In a server-based wayBut at night, in the pubs, beer-to beer.

While at BrainShares gone by, we saw red,Now we're all green with envy instead;But if your SUSE lizardCan make me a wizard,Go on, Novell. Please, Geek my SLED!

John Sovitsky

Great work John!





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And the one Novell would not

Submitted by John Sovitsky (not verified) on 10 July 2007 - 11:24am.

And the one Novell would not print, despite sending it with the original batch and reminding the author later that it had been 'omitted':

Here at BrainShare great humor ensues
From the lingo we engineers use.
Heard a geek say, "Nice rack!"
The booth-candy blushed back,
"21-13-20, in U's!"

Enjoy....

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