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These computers are pretty light! You sure you got ALL of Windows on them?
Jason C. wrote: It was 1997. Windows 95 deployments were in high gear. I worked for a Novell partner that sold white box PCs. We had a contract to deliver 300 Windows 95 machines to a government client.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 11.22.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Answer: Did you read the instructions?
Back in March we sent out an announcement about the release of the new GroupWise WebAccess site to all users. We included specifics like how to modify browser bookmarks to the new WebAccess URL, including IE8 details. Here are some of the responses we received. Some of them are pretty funny.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 10.18.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Help! All my pictures are gone from my computer!
User: Help! All my pictures are gone from my computer!
Me: Didn't you have them in your network folder?
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 10.18.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
The Dark, Ugly Side of Upper Management Decisions
Days after firing the moving crew, the PHP calls on them to move his office equipment. Doh!
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 10.07.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
"My Computer Doesn't Use Power," and other true stories
This contest is great; it’s like a support group for IT folks. Here are some of the things that have happened to me in about 10 years in the field…
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 10.07.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
More Dark, Ugly Side of IT Guys
IT guys love shiny, new things.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Fri. 09.24.2010
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GroupWise Cool Solutions, Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Disk space isn't endless
Our Mac users are our worst offenders for not cleaning out old email and data files that are no longer needed. (Some more than others). No one, and that means NO ONE including the President's office, is given unlimited quotas.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Tue. 09.21.2010
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GroupWise Cool Solutions, Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Novell Storage Manager 3.0 Doc Sets for eDirectory and Active Directory Now Online
The Novell Storage Manager 3.0 for eDirectory doc set is now available online. Sorry about the delay.
Submitted by: buckgashler on Fri. 09.17.2010
Filed Under:
Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, Cool Blogs: Official Novell Bloggers, File Management Suite
Topic: Collaboration, eDirectory, File Management, Installation, Migration, Storage
Product: File Management Suite, Storage Manager
Think (just a second) before you Speak
This PHB is one of the good guys. He used to be an engineer. He’s got good intentions. But, you know, management responsibilities are the corporate equivalent of a pre-frontal lobotomy in the best of cases.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 09.16.2010
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GroupWise Cool Solutions, Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Don't worry your pretty little head about technical stuff
The electrician shook his head and assured me everything was grounded properly and that I shouldn't worry my "pretty little head about such technical stuff". Strike 1 for Pointy Haired Electrician (aka PHE).
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Tue. 09.14.2010
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GroupWise Cool Solutions, Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Document Mis-Management
TM: I see 2 specifications in the Directory Services section
YM: That was more than a month ago, now there are about 8 specifications
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Tue. 09.14.2010
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GroupWise Cool Solutions, Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
No More AD Chaos: Novell File Management Suite Brings Even Greater Control to File Storage in Active Directory Environments
Check out this new Novell Connection magazine article by Ken Baker. Learn how the enhancements to Novell File Management Suite bring an end to file management chaos in your Active Directory environments.
Submitted by: coolguys on Mon. 09.13.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Active Directory, File Management
Product: File Management Suite
Novell Storage Manager 3.0 Released!
Feature parity between Active Directory and eDirectory product offerings. Engine for eDirectory version of the product now hosted on Open Enterprise Server 2.
Submitted by: buckgashler on Mon. 09.13.2010
Filed Under:
Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, Cool Blogs: Official Novell Bloggers, File Management Suite
Topic: Especially for School Administrators, File Management, Storage, Upgrading to OES, User Management
Product: Storage Manager
Novell File Management Suite Update Now Available
Novell File Management Suite now offers feature parity in Active Directory environments!
Submitted by: KariWoolf on Mon. 09.13.2010
Filed Under:
Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Announcements
Product: File Management Suite
When it comes to storage, size matters
Why is it that the people with the least need for storage space have the biggest offices?
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 09.13.2010
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GroupWise Cool Solutions, Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
One man's trash
Where can I put my most important files so I won't lose them?
I'll balance them on top of the trash can so the Janitor knows it's not part of the actual trash.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 09.13.2010
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GroupWise Cool Solutions, Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
The devil is in the details
User: I need help, I have a important meeting and I'm unable to show my presentation, stored on my USB stick.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Fri. 09.10.2010
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GroupWise Cool Solutions, Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Gotta have power.
This might not fall under the File Management topic, but the story has made us laugh many times so I wanted to share.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Fri. 09.10.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Dueling High Availability Strategies
Here is your highly redundant, multi-million dollar, SAN running a highly-available cluster ensuring that all data and services such as GroupWise are always available to the business.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Tue. 09.07.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert
Oops! (You can restore all this, right?)
Just the other day a gentleman comes over to our desk with a rather large amount of papers stapled together. It seems that one of our divisional drives (almost 2 TB in size with about 14 million files and countless thousands of directories that are nested) was the victim of an unfortunate accident.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Fri. 09.03.2010
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Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Dilbert





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