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These computers are pretty light! You sure you got ALL of Windows on them?

Jason C. wrote: It was 1997. Windows 95 deployments were in high gear. I worked for a Novell partner that sold white box PCs. We had a contract to deliver 300 Windows 95 machines to a government client.

Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 11.22.2010
Filed Under: Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
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Answer: Did you read the instructions?

Back in March we sent out an announcement about the release of the new GroupWise WebAccess site to all users. We included specifics like how to modify browser bookmarks to the new WebAccess URL, including IE8 details. Here are some of the responses we received. Some of them are pretty funny.

Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 10.18.2010
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Help! All my pictures are gone from my computer!

User: Help! All my pictures are gone from my computer!

Me: Didn't you have them in your network folder?

Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 10.18.2010
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The Dark, Ugly Side of Upper Management Decisions

Days after firing the moving crew, the PHP calls on them to move his office equipment. Doh!

Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 10.07.2010
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"My Computer Doesn't Use Power," and other true stories

This contest is great; it’s like a support group for IT folks. Here are some of the things that have happened to me in about 10 years in the field…

Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 10.07.2010
Filed Under: Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
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Disk space isn't endless

Our Mac users are our worst offenders for not cleaning out old email and data files that are no longer needed. (Some more than others). No one, and that means NO ONE including the President's office, is given unlimited quotas.

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Think (just a second) before you Speak

This PHB is one of the good guys. He used to be an engineer. He’s got good intentions. But, you know, management responsibilities are the corporate equivalent of a pre-frontal lobotomy in the best of cases.

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Don't worry your pretty little head about technical stuff

The electrician shook his head and assured me everything was grounded properly and that I shouldn't worry my "pretty little head about such technical stuff". Strike 1 for Pointy Haired Electrician (aka PHE).

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Document Mis-Management

TM: I see 2 specifications in the Directory Services section
YM: That was more than a month ago, now there are about 8 specifications

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No More AD Chaos: Novell File Management Suite Brings Even Greater Control to File Storage in Active Directory Environments

Check out this new Novell Connection magazine article by Ken Baker. Learn how the enhancements to Novell File Management Suite bring an end to file management chaos in your Active Directory environments.

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Novell Storage Manager 3.0 Released!

Feature parity between Active Directory and eDirectory product offerings. Engine for eDirectory version of the product now hosted on Open Enterprise Server 2.

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Novell File Management Suite Update Now Available

Novell File Management Suite now offers feature parity in Active Directory environments!

Submitted by: KariWoolf on Mon. 09.13.2010
Filed Under: Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
Topic: Announcements
Product: File Management Suite

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When it comes to storage, size matters

Why is it that the people with the least need for storage space have the biggest offices?

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One man's trash

Where can I put my most important files so I won't lose them?
I'll balance them on top of the trash can so the Janitor knows it's not part of the actual trash.

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The devil is in the details

User: I need help, I have a important meeting and I'm unable to show my presentation, stored on my USB stick.

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Gotta have power.

This might not fall under the File Management topic, but the story has made us laugh many times so I wanted to share.

Submitted by: DilbertContest on Fri. 09.10.2010
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Dueling High Availability Strategies

Here is your highly redundant, multi-million dollar, SAN running a highly-available cluster ensuring that all data and services such as GroupWise are always available to the business.

Submitted by: DilbertContest on Tue. 09.07.2010
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Oops! (You can restore all this, right?)

Just the other day a gentleman comes over to our desk with a rather large amount of papers stapled together. It seems that one of our divisional drives (almost 2 TB in size with about 14 million files and countless thousands of directories that are nested) was the victim of an unfortunate accident.

Submitted by: DilbertContest on Fri. 09.03.2010
Filed Under: Collaboration Cool Solutions, Cool Solutions, File Management Suite
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