Check out this new Dilbert strip that is an uncanny illustration of an entry in our Dilbert contest. Either Scott Adams is watching us, or we share in the collective madness of the corporate world. Either way, there's no end of fodder for the brilliant Mr. Adams.
Eerily similar to:
"It should be noted that this was the same manager who regularly threatened to "cut people's hands off" if they did anything wrong, and the very same manager who reviewed the "Confidential Employee Survey" with his entire department, reading each complaint out loud and saying, "Who wrote this one? No one? No one? I guess if you're not man enough to admit it in front of me, it's not a problem! Next!!" "
From: Fix this Problem Once and for All (But Don't Make any Changes)
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