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It's Always the Computer Guy's Fault
One day our Help Desk received a call from an irate teacher indicating that they were not able to save their report cards and they had no doubt that the problem was caused by "The Computer Guy" who had been spotted in the school the day before.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 08.30.2010
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Why do we need more storage?
Pointy Head: "So, you're trying to tell me that eventually we'll need to buy more storage."
IT Guy: "Yes"
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Mon. 08.30.2010
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My Password Doesn't Work
“No problem. Your I’ll reset your password to the word password with a capital P, and a zero for the 0. Once you log in you’ll be prompted to change it.”
( long pause )
“I’ll make sure I typed it right… OK… For your password type capital P, lower case a s, lower case s, lower case w, the number zero, lower case r, lower case d.”
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 08.26.2010
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My Computer Won't Turn On
TS: Umm... light are out, PC is out, surge suppressor is dead. What
does work in here?
PHP: Well, my fan (battery powered 2" high purple plastic fan), my
telephone, and this stapler.
TS: The stapler isn't electric.
PHP: Really? I requested an electric one. I wondered why I had to
push it so hard.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 08.26.2010
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My Disk is Stuck
TS: Am I to understand that the only copy of your book manuscript is
small enough to fit on a floppy; and the only copy is now jammed in your
machine?
PHP: Well, you don't need to say it that way.
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 08.26.2010
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Dark, Ugly Side of Email and the Internet
RR wrote: Here's MORE!
Submitted by: DilbertContest on Thu. 08.26.2010
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