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One day our Help Desk received a call from an irate teacher indicating that they were not able to save their report cards and they had no doubt that the problem was caused by "The Computer Guy" who had been spotted in the school the day before.
“No problem. Your I’ll reset your password to the word password with a capital P, and a zero for the 0. Once you log in you’ll be prompted to change it.”
( long pause )
“I’ll make sure I typed it right… OK… For your password type capital P, lower case a s, lower case s, lower case w, the number zero, lower case r, lower case d.”
TS: Umm... light are out, PC is out, surge suppressor is dead. What
does work in here?
PHP: Well, my fan (battery powered 2" high purple plastic fan), my
telephone, and this stapler.
TS: The stapler isn't electric.
PHP: Really? I requested an electric one. I wondered why I had to
push it so hard.
TS: Am I to understand that the only copy of your book manuscript is
small enough to fit on a floppy; and the only copy is now jammed in your
PHP: Well, you don't need to say it that way.