TS wrote: This might not fall under the File Management topic, but the story has made us laugh many times so I wanted to share.
One early morning there was a power outage, so IT began taking down non-crucial systems.
User calls IT helpdesk that morning.
Helpdesk: IT helpdesk, how can we help you?
User: My computer won't start.
Helpdesk: Have you tried turning on the lights in the Office?
User: User notices that there is no power and hangs up the phone call.
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It was contributed by a community member and is published "as is." It seems to have worked for at least one person, and might work for you. But please be sure to test, test, test before you do anything drastic with it.