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These computers are pretty light! You sure you got ALL of Windows on them?

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November 22, 2010 12:44 pm

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Jason C. wrote: It was 1997. Windows 95 deployments were in high gear. I worked for a Novell partner that sold white box PCs. We had a contract to deliver 300 Windows 95 machines to a government client.

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Answer: Did you read the instructions?

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October 18, 2010 8:41 am

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Back in March we sent out an announcement about the release of the new GroupWise WebAccess site to all users. We included specifics like how to modify browser bookmarks to the new WebAccess URL, including IE8 details. Here are some of the responses we received. Some of them are pretty funny.

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Help! All my pictures are gone from my computer!

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October 18, 2010 8:26 am

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User: Help! All my pictures are gone from my computer!

Me: Didn’t you have them in your network folder?

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The Dark, Ugly Side of Upper Management Decisions

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October 7, 2010 1:40 pm

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Days after firing the moving crew, the PHP calls on them to move his office equipment. Doh!

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“My Computer Doesn’t Use Power,” and other true stories

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October 7, 2010 1:35 pm

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This contest is great; it’s like a support group for IT folks. Here are some of the things that have happened to me in about 10 years in the field…

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More Dark, Ugly Side of IT Guys

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September 24, 2010 11:38 am

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IT guys love shiny, new things.

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Disk space isn’t endless

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September 21, 2010 11:23 am

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Our Mac users are our worst offenders for not cleaning out old email and data files that are no longer needed. (Some more than others). No one, and that means NO ONE including the President’s office, is given unlimited quotas.

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Think (just a second) before you Speak

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September 16, 2010 9:49 am

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This PHB is one of the good guys. He used to be an engineer. He’s got good intentions. But, you know, management responsibilities are the corporate equivalent of a pre-frontal lobotomy in the best of cases.

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Don’t worry your pretty little head about technical stuff

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September 14, 2010 4:25 pm

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The electrician shook his head and assured me everything was grounded properly and that I shouldn’t worry my “pretty little head about such technical stuff”. Strike 1 for Pointy Haired Electrician (aka PHE).

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Document Mis-Management

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September 14, 2010 1:45 pm

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TM: I see 2 specifications in the Directory Services section
YM: That was more than a month ago, now there are about 8 specifications

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